Slightly off color, but nevertheless funny

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Liz (The Original) on Thursday, 12-Oct-2006 18:04:01

You might have to read word by word or letter by letter with your screenreader for some of the names to make sense, but it's worth it. It's pretty funny...

The trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Post 2 by jmbauer (Technology's great until it stops working.) on Thursday, 12-Oct-2006 18:18:46

rofl

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 12-Oct-2006 19:43:38

LOL, the thought of all those horny old people with no memory...

Post 4 by DancingAfterDark (I just keep on posting!) on Thursday, 12-Oct-2006 20:30:04

Lmfao!

Post 5 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 13-Oct-2006 7:04:55

lol/ funny

Post 6 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Friday, 13-Oct-2006 8:04:55

lmfao!